8.8.12

Eragon

Here is another example of a stupid teenager boy as main character. His immaturity and ignorance caused Jeremy Iron/Brom's death while wanting to save his worthless life. The poor man got shot in the heart by a soldier...in the middle of the movie (not the end). -_-"


Other than Brom, the useless-but-lucky boy, also got Saphira's help. Pfffff!!! Otherwise, how would he be able to achieve what he did and still be alive at the end of the movie???

Honestly. It is not a problem if you are mentally slow, but make sure your appearance covers the gap. If not? Well...it's a lost case.

31.7.12

Miss Congeniality I & II

This movie has always been and will always be on my top 10 list.

Can I say that Sandra Bullock was at her highest peak at that time?
She is absolutely FABULOUS...and armed. So, be careful.

8.7.12

Maid In Manhattan

This movie is certainly one of Jlo's best. All actors were well chosen. Well~ You can't really go wrong with one-of-Hollywood's-most-charming-actors...Ralph Fiennes. *melting*

Other than that, I loved the story. Very unusual and unrealistic, but definitely romantic enough to make innocent women dream.

+++ I do love Jennifer Lopez (now), but you have got to admit that Natasha Richardson was way more attractive back then.

Look at the purse!!!

OMG! Just noticed that I have the same penguin plush at home. LOL

Siiigh!!! Still can't believe Natasha Richardson passed away. ~^_^~

Parent Trap (1998)


In your face!  (To whom I had this discussion, can't remember) I told you it wasn't the Olsen's, but Lindsay Lohan playing both twins. Mwahahahah!!!!

Lindsay Lohan was actually once talented. Orz



Wouldn't it be so amazing to have such good looking AND rich parents?

Love. Natasha Richardson. Still can't believe she died while taking a ski lesson (not actually skiing on a mountain), here in Quebec, Canada. Tssssssk. No wonder why people prefer going to the States instead of Canada. Sound safer.

16.5.12

Independence Day


Not really a good movie to watch on July the 4th for New Yorkers, is it? Why do everybody have to aim the majestic Empire State building? Can't you do like Cobra Commander and go destroy the Eiffel Tower instead? Sigh!

To tell you the truth...I liked the alien crew better than the human race. Does that make me a traitor? Is that bad? Well, not my fault if they are much cuter.

9.5.12

Aeon Flux & Ultraviolet

I see the two of them in the same category. Both, whether it is Milla Jovovich or Charlize Theron, they are beautiful main female leads with a sexy-futuristic look.



Eventhough, their suits put their perfect body in display, I did not like their hairstyle at all. Don't get me wrong, I love the colors, just not the cut.

Beside my main women's physical appearance (a win for Charlize since she's wearing black, but also a win for Milla since she has a nicer sword, which brings us to a tie), all scenes were nicely shot and I liked the architectural design of all places.

Conclusion: watch it only for your eyes, because the story is not developed enough. Cheeeeea!!!

6.5.12

The Avengers


Secretly hoping that my contribution to The Avengers' first weekend box office will make a difference...make a sky high profit...bigger than Titanic's. *crossing fingers*



G.E.N.I.U.S. is the only word that comes to mind. Seriously, where else can you find such a good storyline and amazing cast? Wordless level of eye candy from second 1 till the ending credit. What more can you ask? Having Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man, Chris Evans as Captain America, Chris Helmsworth as Thor, Clark Gregg as Agent Phil Coulson, Tom Hiddleston as Loki, Scarlett Johanson as Black Widow, and Cobie Smulder as Agent Maria Hill.

The only downside is prolly the fact that Samuel Jackson got too much screentime, but on the other hand...


...my favorite and world-saving Iron Man still got his charm, if not, even more. Moreover, he is probably the only person on earth who can have that level of charisma without me having a word of complaint.

24.3.12

Lord of the Rings

The first impression I got/the first word I can find - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG


Anyhow, the story is sort of good, but I have no further comments. Just don't understand why the main character/the 'hero' of the story has to be weak. He literally can't accomplish the mission if it wasn't for his friends' help.

Characters:
Frodo - is a real joke (don't know if you noticed, but his fingers are scary)
Samwise - should be the hero
Merry and Pippin - makes a lovely couple, always there to help one another
Randalf - fulfills his tasks till his last breath...brave
Saruman - AWEsome
Smeagol - the little preeecious
Legolas - useless despite his keuwl elf-look

Special effects are beautifully done. Same for costumes and makeups................it is visually nice.

The soundtrack, well, it's good, but I've heard better.


End.

PS. Hope my post wasn't too long for you. >_<

19.3.12

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

*Sigh* Took me 4 attempts to finish the entire movie. (Well, it is already better than Underworld: Rise of the Lycans and P.S. I Love you, which the ending is still a mystery to me. See how the cast is important?)

Me no understand why this piece got such a high rating and so many awards?
    - Dialogues suck
    - Wires from fight scenes can clearly be seen (especially the chase on the bamboos)
    - Why does Chow Yun-Fat insist on helping her/lead her to the right path, if she clearly doesn't want to? Such a waste of time.
    - Zhang Ziyi looks like a miserable peasant, which is nothing new to me.

Seriously, if it wasn't for Michelle, I won't watch this thing in a gazillion years. She's honestly the heart and soul of the movie.

Michelle's totally right. Without the sword...she's nothing.

Love this version. The whole movie should look like this.

Oh! And, can you see how Michelle stays gorgeous, but not that heartless little #@%!^& who dared to hurt her after beeing defeated. Looser.


*GASP* She kissed him. She KISSED him. That's what I call professionalism.

Pfff!!!! After this movie, I hate her (Zhang Ziyi) guts even more. That little brat who makes everyone's life miserable, because of her unreasonable praised-by-herself ego.

4.3.12

Wanderlust


HIGHlarious. You literally don't have time to get bored. It is laughter from the beginning till the end. Jennifer Aniston's acting and choice of movies are definitely getting better and better...unlike her taste for men. In this movie, you will also see her latest ex, Justin Theroux, the retarded annoying community member. Paul Rudd is obviously a clearer choice.


To leave everything behind in order to seek for one's happiness is good, but do you see how beautiful her bag, sunglasses and shoes are???