Eragon

Here is another example of a stupid teenager boy as main character. His immaturity and ignorance caused Jeremy Iron/Brom's death while wanting to save his worthless life. The poor man got shot in the heart by a soldier...in the middle of the movie (not the end). -_-"

Other than Brom, the useless-but-lucky boy, also got Saphira's help. Pfffff!!! Otherwise, how would he be able to achieve what he did and still be alive at the end of the movie???

Honestly. It is not a problem if you are mentally slow, but make sure your appearance covers the gap. If not? Well...it's a lost case.

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

*Sigh* Took me 4 attempts to finish the entire movie. (Well, it is already better than Underworld: Rise of the Lycans and P.S. I Love you, which the ending is still a mystery to me. See how the cast is important?)

Me no understand why this piece got such a high rating and so many awards?
    - Dialogues suck
    - Wires from fight scenes can clearly be seen (especially the chase on the bamboos)
    - Why does Chow Yun-Fat insist on helping her/lead her to the right path, if she clearly doesn't want to? Such a waste of time.
    - Zhang Ziyi looks like a miserable peasant, which is nothing new to me.

Seriously, if it wasn't for Michelle, I won't watch this thing in a gazillion years. She's honestly the heart and soul of the movie.

Michelle's totally right. Without the sword...she's nothing.

Love this version. The whole movie should look like this.

Oh! And, can you see how Michelle stays gorgeous, but not that heartless little #@%!^& who dared to hurt her after beeing defeated. Looser.

*GASP* She kissed him. She KISSED him. That's what I call professionalism.



Pfff!!!! After this movie, I hate her (Zhang Ziyi) guts even more. That little brat who makes everyone's life miserable, because of her unreasonable praised-by-herself ego.

Act of Valor

It shows perfectly how brave the US Navy is...each man would die for another.

I was curious to watch the movie because Roselyn Sanchez has her name printed on the casting list. My expectations were set high. Unfortunately, the highest your expectations, the hardest the deception. Her overall screentime is ~7 minutes *cries* and gets beat up by several men.

The first-person shooter filming style is...kind of annoying. It's as bad as shaky cameras. I came out of the theater with a light headache.

Babylon A.D.

Sister Rebekah is Michelle Yeoh's character's name in the movie.

You can be 400% sure that I didn't appreciate it when she died because of one's stupidity and disobedience. What I mean is that she spent her life raising, caring and protecting that girl and in return she just wanted Vin Diesel to be alive...whom she met for only a day or so. This is ridiculously unfair and not logic.

Note: I apologize for not being able to find the scene where she dies.

Jaws VS Shark Night

Can you guess what I want to say? - Plagiarism...copy.

Both stories are similar and even the posters look alike. O_O

Cradle 2 the Grave

Kelly got killed by a ...

Yah! A gangster housewife. Cannot believe the way it happened...so tragic.

The Cave VS Sanctum

VS

Sanctum is clearly a copy or a movie based on The Cave. Pfff!!! The first one was original, but the second one was long and painful (it became redundant)...nearly fell asleep during the presentation (no need to mention that 3D was a complete waste of money).

Farmhouse

The general idea of this movie is stupid (with some good scenes, but not enough) + Kelly's character had to die stupidly. Whyyyy AGAIN?

You don't see the way she gets killed in that video, but I can assure you that despite her originality in killing people...her way of dying is quite ridiculous.

Shanghai Kiss

You know how certain pleople have such bad taste and choose the wrong guy or girl? Well, it often happens in movies too...like Shanghai Kiss. If you have the intention to watch this movie and don't want a spoiler, I suggest you to stop here and not read the rest.

Hayden Panettiere as Adelaide Bourbon in Shanghai Kiss

Kelly Hu as Micki Yang and Ken Leung as Liam Liu in Shanghai Kiss

The lead male, Ken Leung, chose Hayden Panettiere over Kelly Hu. TSSSSK!!! Not that the fugly guy deserves to be with Kelly, but...SEEEE-RIOUS-LY?